I gotchu fam 

When you help your fam

Person 1: i need help doing insert task name here
Person 2: I gotchu fam

I gotchu fam by ThatAwesomeBoi1900 March 13, 2021

i gotchu 

1. A standardized reply such as coolstorybro to reply to any referenced statement. A reply-to-everything saying, when you really don't have anything.

2. In act of trolling, something one would reply as

3. A standard reply from a guido or Italian

-yahoo answers-

AlexJ: Help I'm pregnant and I don't know how to get a abortion. I'm 8 months pregnant. plz help!

TrollBro: i gotchu

i gotchu by ke$haROX April 5, 2011

I gotchu 

Short for 'I got you"
A reassurance given when owed something, but likely will never get what you are owed.

Tom: You got that $200 you owe me?
Jamie: Man don't worry, I gotchu

I gotchu by TylerRyan December 23, 2021

Gotchies 

Underwear, underpants, panties.

Pull up your pants. Your gotchies are showing!

Gotchies by snplgal April 15, 2008

gotcha day 

"Gotcha Day" is a term used for kids that are adopted into new homes. Once a child leaves the foster care system and gets placed with their potential adoptive family, they celebrate that day. It's the move in day for the child.

Today we celebrated my sisters 4th "Gotcha Day."

gotcha day by Lee.air.uh March 8, 2017

Gothussy 

Gothussy is thy pussy of a goth baddie, the Gothussy has its own powers once you hit that pussy, just know that you ain't coming back without wanting more of that pussy

"Yo I heard Eric hit that gothussy last night, said that pussy had him dead"

Gothussy by Ericgotnogame May 4, 2022

The Gotch's Razor 

The philosophical RAZOR that maintains you should never attribute to inebriation which may be adequately explained by monumental imbecility.

Dick Less's latest idiotic post is a textbook example of The Gotch's Razor

The Gotch's Razor by Cornelius Gotchberg December 17, 2018