gooisty 

A word the is a combination for the words gross, goofy, and musty.
This can be used to describe a person, place, or thing.
Created by Cameron and Elise

“The school food is so gooisty”
“Have you seen me ex’s post, it’s so gooisty?”

gooisty by gooistygurls October 24, 2022

Goonicorn 

A midget who streams elite in a unicorn costume and honks at the star systems he passes through.

DJTruthsayer is a Goonicorn.

Goonicorn by Mavia February 5, 2017

Goonks 

The sound made from a large container of liquid (like a.gallon of milk or OJ) when it is first opened and poured out... the noise that is made is like "goonk goonk goonk goonk goonk"

Kids game. Taking turns at mealtime to get the "goonks" from freshly opened beverages ... and there was hell to pay if someone stole the goonks from then jug before their turn to receive them!! I'm telling Mom!!

Goonks by Sunshine247365 July 7, 2015

goonie boon 

A goonie boon is a nut house where crazy people live, also known as an insane asylum.

While at work dealing with customers who drive us nuts, Anthony and I feel like we are going to wind up in the goonie boon.

goonie boon by DougieDinos January 13, 2011

goofist 

A person who is prejudiced towards people they think are goofy / less mature.

dude: "Seriously, stop being such a goofist and just let other people have fun being who they are."

goofist by joelh January 15, 2009

Goonsmith

The origional source of this word has become forgotten (mainly due to excessive alcohol consumption) however what we are sure of is it's meaning. The term refers to a child who goes by the name of Anthony Greensmith. As you can imagine, describing him as a top class, straight up, grade A, class act, useless moron puts a large amount of strain on ones larynx, so a word was needed to allow a short sharp delivery, as opposed to a long babbling tirade. Using our immense wit and tact, we replaced the beginning of the childs name with the term Goon.

Anthony: "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. Bang, and the dirt is gone!"
Girl: "Get the fuck away from me"
Everyone: Haha, nice work Goonsmith

Goonsmith by Owen & Ed Collaboration September 7, 2006

gooning 

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

gooning by 3meitloml May 2, 2023