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self-flatulation 

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
self-flatulation by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Flatulate 

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."
Guys, I have to flatulate.
Flatulate by the emo clan. October 20, 2008

flatulatas 

any meat / tortilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.
"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.
flatulatas by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003

Flatulatory 

1) Adjective; something that is of a Flatulent Nature. Odor emitting.
2) Nimrodical use/tense of the word "Flatulence".
Christy embrangled her co-workers with her Flatutory prowess.
Flatulatory by Lucky Skunk January 6, 2005

Flatulatte 

The act of farting while in a coffee house.
I was ordering a grande mocha when quite by accident a flatulatte slipped out!

Flatulatte by Noladrian November 20, 2006

Flapulate 

(v.) Oral flatulence - people who talk confidently about things they have little to no idea about. Usually comes with a strong odor of bullsh*t, and a follow-up helping of "STFU"
Our CTO flapulated to the investors about our newest product, they'll believe anything!
Flapulate by cliftonium May 10, 2004