focalbating 

when using a camera with an adjustable lense, the action of adjusting the lense in and out repeatedly, causing a similar motion to that of pleasuring one's self...

carlton was trying to focus his shot and was having trouble, he got a little carried away and enjoyed zooming in and out a little too much... will proclaimed- 'stop focalbating carlton banks!'

focalbating by the_waDs[worth] January 10, 2008

fecalation

the state obtained during or following an extremely satisfying bowel movement.

the orgasmic feeling of releasing pent up feces. due to either the need to clench for extended time or constipation.

you just drove across the state and spent twenty minutes in the can, why are you smiling?

after 5 hours on the interstate and a thermos of coffee, i'm in fecalation!

fecalation by crbdth March 30, 2009

felating 

The infinitive form of the act of felatio.
Using one's tongue, lips, and/or any part of the mouth to lubricate, stimulate, and give pleasure to the genitals of another person, i.e. eating pussy, sucking dick, munching box, giving head, muff diving.

I just about dropped a brown brick when I caught Jenny fucking Wollack felating my boyfriend's cock!

Ben and Brad spent the night felating each other's throbbing dicks by the open fire.

Last Sunday, Tammy came over to Coleen's to Netflix and chill, but halfway through the movie, they found themselves felating one another's clits for what seemed like hours until they simultaneously burst with orgasmic pleasure.

Sarah couldn't help but ask to be felated in return by her bff Tommy.

felating by CookBoxPro May 17, 2016

Fesculating

When a pimple or boil has been popped manually, but you are pretty certain that it will reappear because it isn't quite done, it is said to be fesculating.

I had this really gross zit on my back, and I popped it yesterday. It still feels kind of sore, so I am sure it is fesculating. It'll probably be twice as big as before tomorrow.

Fesculating by Gross Monkey October 11, 2010

fecalative 

Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.

Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.

What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.

fecalative by spicy lengua July 23, 2009

fecalation

The moment just after you realize you royally fucked up at work and double check to make sure you didn't actually shit yourself.

Me: Oh my god. Tracy just emailed a nude photo to her boyfriend while copying all 14,000 employees.

Trevor: Guaranteed fecalation right there.

Me: Yup.

fecalation by auralex October 14, 2014

fecalingus 

When your munchin carpet and she shits on your chin.

We performed the act of Fecalingus.

fecalingus by XxTReeBLaZeRxX June 19, 2017