fatness 

coolness, sweetness

that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!

fatness by nitro June 30, 2004

Planet Fatness 

A judgement free workout facility, thus attracting large groups of obese, lower class citizens.

I was at Planet Fatness with all the blobs walking on treadmills. I had to wait to leave before I could judge.

Planet Fatness by Quaker Popi February 27, 2011

farkness

What one calls when it's f*cking dark

sam: it's so dark
bob: farkness!

farkness by fourhands4HH April 23, 2019

fatness 

an insult that implies that the recipient of the word is paunchy and rotund.

davis is such a fatness

fatness by brado9912 July 25, 2011

fartiness 

The amount of uncontrolled farting

Christmas Pudding is consumed for increased fartiness. It is all fine and well, but if eaten after proper maturity of approx 3 months it has better crumbliness and decreased fartiness.

fartiness by mobri December 22, 2009

Fartners 

Fartners is a social network where people can share farts with friends, discover others’ farts, follow friends and celebs, comment, like, rate, play, re-fart and so on.

I'm using Fartners to follow other's farts

Fartners by DanFatMan January 1, 2015

life fartners 

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.

You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.

life fartners by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010