E-Tarded 

(Verb Form)Derived from the word retard.
Describes a person or group of persons that are either completely computer illiterate or are having a "blond moment" while doing something computer or (E)electronics related.

(IT work)
Chris: Susy's computer was "destroyed" again..haha
Frank: What was wrong with it?
Chris: The power strip was turned off!!!
Frank: HAHA..she is so E-Tarded

(On PC)
I accidentally printed 300 black copies instead of color...I had an E-Tarded moment

E-Tarded by Christopher Otte January 6, 2008

e-tarded 

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer

My friend Doug is totally e-tarded

e-tarded by Naruto the Negro October 18, 2008

e-tarded 

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

e-tarded by GeetSquad May 13, 2010

e-tarded 

A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.

A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.

Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.

"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"

Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"

e-tarded by Barefoot Wildchild December 21, 2009

e-tarded 

Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.

Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?

Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!

e-tarded by electron100 June 1, 2010

e-tarded 

having access to internets & not knowing how to do a damn thing with it.

Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.

e-tarded by bb0bbby January 8, 2009

E-Tarted

A state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. These adverse effects result from consuming too much MDMA, also known Ecstasy or X, during the course of one's lifetime.

Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"

Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."

E-Tarted by WarJeeezy August 2, 2011