E-Tarded 

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

E-Tarded by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007

e-tarded 

The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.

Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?

Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.

e-tarded by VelvNigga. November 17, 2009

E-tarded 

The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued.

I rolled hellla hard last night I feel pre e-tarded today...

E-tarded by Mixmasterbrad July 18, 2009

e-tarded 

e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.

1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.

Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.

That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.

e-tarded by zenbeer March 11, 2007

e-tarded 

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!

I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!

e-tarded by Joel S. February 7, 2006

E-Tarded 

(Verb Form)Derived from the word retard.
Describes a person or group of persons that are either completely computer illiterate or are having a "blond moment" while doing something computer or (E)electronics related.

(IT work)
Chris: Susy's computer was "destroyed" again..haha
Frank: What was wrong with it?
Chris: The power strip was turned off!!!
Frank: HAHA..she is so E-Tarded

(On PC)
I accidentally printed 300 black copies instead of color...I had an E-Tarded moment

E-Tarded by Christopher Otte January 6, 2008

e-tarded 

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer

My friend Doug is totally e-tarded

e-tarded by Naruto the Negro October 18, 2008