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coronatoid 

It’s a mongotoid, (look up definition) that snots on, coughs on and licks everything he comes into contact with, the fucking stoopid Coronavirus filled carrier bag!!

Mongotoid with fucking Covid 19 creating a coronatoid!!

All NHS need medals but if they get a fuckwit coronatoid through the door they would need a knighthood.........
“Oh for fucks sake not another coronatoid to add to the ever depleting population of there breed. Best keep at least 2.3 meters away, actually fuck that, cross the road I can see snot and dribble!! I said pointing, shaking my head and getting dude to look.

“Ewww......That’s wrong.......” was all dude replied.
coronatoid by Iwannariot March 30, 2020

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.
Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Coronation 

The time period in which the entire world experienced the Coronavirus outbreak.
History Teacher in the 2100's: "Tomorrow we're gonna learn about the modern dark ages, including Coronation."
Coronation by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020

Coronaenae'd 

When you get sick with COVID-19 and feel totally miserable, but you are not in a group that the virus would be fatal to, you got Coronaenae'd.
Jason: "Yo, Tyler, can you come over today?"
Tyler: "Naw, man, I feel like garbage bro. I got coronaenae'd."
Coronaenae'd by manicmvvn May 19, 2020

Coronation Quiche 

1) Food purchased solely to be used in a protest. One is 'crowned' with the (usually rotten) food. Hence the word coronation. Out of date quiche is readily available and can be thrown in an aero-dynamic way.

2) To spend other people's money on something that you want and they don't. In this case it's not the food that's rotten, but the source.

3) Rotten food.
For example: "He was supposed to buy the pizza, but he got us all salad instead. Tasted like Coronation Quiche".

coronapenis 

A type of erectile dysfunction caused by over-consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Cabo was rad, bro. I was totally going to smash the winner of the wet t-shirt contest but I caught a bad case of Coronapenis.