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Cooke's Law 

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"

Or something like that...
Cooke's Law by AitkenRomeo July 29, 2008
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Cooke’d 

To screw an innocent bald man out of pay on a Saturday by pretending to do “ leaflets “
Ah yeah it was grand just Cooke’d him
Cooke’d by Well Boi January 9, 2019
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ben cooke 

this word is normally used to descibe all spanners and muppets
ben cooke by ap and dd July 26, 2008

Matt Cooke

The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.

Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.
Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career

And this is any different than normal how...
Matt Cooke by Marielmb February 26, 2011

Bella Cooke 

A describing word for a person who leaks awesomeness and is desired to be.
The children turned to her and stated, "Your so cool, you could almost be a Bella Cooke."

Kailey Cooke 

The most amazing person. Kailey Cooke is generous, caring, kind, loving and a great person. She's the most beautiful girl in the world and is loved by many. She has haters but that's only because they are jealous of her.
I love you Kailey
That girl was so nice!

Yep, that's a Kailey Cooke!
Kailey Cooke by ashtonjmakin05 January 16, 2019

Marty Cooke

Loves himself a good corndog and looks like one too. He has thighs as big as a table and looks like he is straight out of the cold cut meat section of your local grocery store. Also loves himself some toes.
“Why are my toes wet
“Marty Cooke must have gotten to ya”
Marty Cooke by 420WankSauce February 14, 2019