Coffeenoisseur 

A coffee connoiseur. An expert in the ways of coffee. Usually a nurse.

Fred is a coffeenoisseur, he'd be able to distinguish regular coffee from decaf. 👌🏼

Coffeenoisseur by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017

coffining 

The act of jumping on the hood of a vehicle causing damage to the vehicle. The person starts out either on the roof or on the street jumps up onto the hood of the vehicle holding his arms in the 19th century coffin pose. Sometimes people will encourage others to do so by yelling " coffin it ".

A person got thrown out of a party on Halloween and decided to coffin on the homeowners car and was shot and killed by the police in Springfield Massachusetts. This was coffining gone wrong.

coffining by LordViper January 4, 2016

coffeebagger 

Liberal-left female activists who like to meet up to give each other coffee enemas. (search 'coffee enema' on youtube for more info).

'Colonics' advocates hail the coffee enema as a cure for everything from bad mood to belly fat, but actual doctors advise against it.

"My wife unknowingly invited over six coffeebaggers from the teachers' union when I was out of town. We had to tear out and replace all of our carpeting."

coffeebagger by towhee March 1, 2010

coffeine 

caffeine obtained from coffee

This morning, I brewed some java to get a coffeine rush.

coffeine by coffeerocks! September 7, 2007

Coffeened 

The act of getting fired or let go of from your job.

I heard that Goss just got Coffeened from his job.

Coffeened by BretCJ7 January 7, 2009

coffeelingus 

The act of licking bare the dried, frothy remnants of a long black from the inside rim of your cup so as to ingest every last bit of caffeine possible.

Gad, would never have survived the meeting had I not gone coffeelingus on that last cuppa!

coffeelingus by bumbagpoida April 14, 2016

Confeeling 

The action of feeling conflicted and confused at the same time.

“I am confeeling about my life choices.”

Confeeling by badbunnychambea March 13, 2019