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Dick Clittington 

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

Chitterlings 

Pig intestines. They smell like shit even after they are cleaned and cooked. They will make your house smell like shit, your hands and body smell like shit, and your breath smell like shit.
I can't tell you what Chitterlings taste like because I couldn't bring myself to eat something that smelled like shit.
Steve: "I heard Herb's wife left him because his breath smelled like Chitterlings"
Frank: "Whew! That's some smelly shit"
Chitterlings by Maa-sha December 15, 2008

Cluttering 

Cluttering (also called tachyphemia) is a speech disorder and a communication disorder characterized by speech that is difficult for listeners to understand due to rapid speaking rate, erratic rhythm, poor syntax or grammar, and words or groups of words unrelated to the sentence. Cluttering has in the past been viewed as a fluency disorde
hey you clutters..
i have a cluttering proble..i speak fast to understand...
Cluttering by pankh January 20, 2012

clickering

When you take the remote control to one of your televisions, then go around your neighborhood to random people's houses and changing their channels through their windows. Works best when you have the same cable provider (cox, digital cable, verizon, etc.). It is incredibly hilarious, for it leaves your neighbors scratching their heads as to why their channels keep changing.
Bob: Hey, remember when we were smashed drunk and we went clickering?
Marv: Yeah man! That was fun shit!
Bob: Yeah, I know. That guy thought a fuckin ghost was changing his channels.
Marv: AHAHAHAHAHA.
clickering by bby em January 21, 2009

button clitting 

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.
Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009

Clitterwang 

A very large clitoris that can be mistaken to look like a male penis on a woman.
That girl had a clitterwang, bro! Her clit was so large it looked like a small penis.
Clitterwang by KatieCW October 2, 2010