1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various
media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of
work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).
2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a
person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A
person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in
reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.
1. "Bro, the date last night with
Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her
parents and be her 'first'...."
2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"
