Austintatious 

Acting weird in a possible psychotic way. For example, mistaken your phone for a banana.

He was acting austintatiously last night.

Wow he's so austintatious, yeah baby!

Austintatious by Lenny White June 24, 2018

Austintatious 

To be sanctimonious, pretentious and conceited about how unpretentious and un-conceited one is.

I went to a party. They called it a barn dance but there was no barn. It had some bands playing, but the only people watching them were in the other bands. Everyone was talking about how they never go north of Town Lake anymore. It was very Austintatious.

Austintatious by simcitymayor May 11, 2011

Ass-assination 

When a donkey dies.

Maury Povich: Oh no, my donkey died.

Oprah: Damn, man. Ass-assination is always tough.

Ass-assination by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017

assination

to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect

A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.

assination by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005

Abstination 

When you’ve lost your sex life through being a poor specimen of a human being at that point in time, and now you boast about abstination because you got the word wrong, but basically it means you have to abstain from sex because you can’t get any anymore anyway and instead you now practice lots of masturbation… i.e. Abstin-ation. Stinger for you friend!

“No, to be honest, I’m very good these days, and I practice abstination.”

Abstination by TellItLikeItIsLass August 22, 2021

abstinating 

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.

My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!

abstinating by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

austintatious 

a hilarious sketch comedy show based out of new york city!

Yo dude did you see that new episode of austintatious!?

austintatious by AustintatiousTv December 2, 2020