3 definitions by simcitymayor

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The state of existence where the universe won't let you give a shit.
I can't do anything today, Mercury is in Mehtrograde.
by simcitymayor August 16, 2012
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A person who is attractive in pictures but less so in real life.
Guy at brunch: "Here is a picture of her."
Skeptical Female Brunch Companion: "Well, she's Instagram Cute."
by simcitymayor March 26, 2017
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To be sanctimonious, pretentious and conceited about how unpretentious and un-conceited one is.
I went to a party. They called it a barn dance but there was no barn. It had some bands playing, but the only people watching them were in the other bands. Everyone was talking about how they never go north of Town Lake anymore. It was very Austintatious.
by simcitymayor April 20, 2011
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