Aspiration
When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.
Aspiration by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009
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Sasspiration
Anna: "One day, you'll obtain the ultimate level of sass.."
Joshua: "I want my sass to be over 9,000... My sasspiration will one day come true."
Joshua: "I want my sass to be over 9,000... My sasspiration will one day come true."
Sasspiration by Paranormal Dinosaurs November 17, 2014
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Asstration
The act of clenching your sphincter so tight during anal intercourse that your partner's penis is removed.
A play on words of ass and castration.
A play on words of ass and castration.
Asstration by TheFourthReich November 5, 2015
aspirantional
A mixture between Aspire and Inspirational.
used as a word to describe somebody who inspires you and and you aspire to be like.
used as a word to describe somebody who inspires you and and you aspire to be like.
Your a very Aspirantional person.
aspirantional by DC...... November 23, 2009
Ass-assination
Ass-assination by GenericSusan19 October 12, 2017
assination
to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect
A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.
assination by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005
asspirations
(n.) Refers to two different posterior-related subjects:
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).
One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).
One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
Baked-bean-loving dude: I have **great asspirations** every time I see a chick with a cute round bum, but then I always drive her away with my **bodily asspirations** that invariably seem to pop out right when we're in the middle of humpin'.
asspirations by QuacksO January 14, 2015