Americanese

The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).

<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.

Americanese by Evil Timmy February 8, 2004

americanised 

Used most commonly by those that live in the United Kingdom/Britain or accross the pond.

Describes and denotes the sheer lack of:
- intelect
- self-respect
- creativity
- government services
in an area and where its population can be:
- obsessed with fast food
- clinicly obese
- unable to speak English GB
- unable to write English GB or traditional Prose.
- consisting of chavs
- unable to get 80 on an IQ test
- very communal, no such thing in traditional England, we hate our neighbours.

Note: this word is NOT spelt with a Z.

The act of Americanisation is where something is made to comply with the above. Americanising a community would consist of getting a McDonalds built.

Where the streets seem very, very straight, like 5 Roman Roads all connecting.

American franchises hanging everywhere, like KFC, McDonalds etc.

americanised by Hamdev Guru May 13, 2005

americanised 

Something which has been dumbned-down so much as to be suitable for people of an extremely low (or even negative) IQ.
The making of everything worse.

Wow i can't believe that everything is americanised nowadays

americanised by superostia November 12, 2003

AmericanTea 

AmericanTea is a pretty short girl from America. It’s important to note that she’s short but somehow still plays Volleyball. She’s funny and nice though

John Buttle: hey that AmericanTea girl is very short my dudes
Buttle John: Yeah, she goes to my chest, tops

AmericanTea by Duck with big hands and brain March 28, 2021

americanized 

Anime or Manga that has been edited so as to not include what the authors originally intended. This editing is to make it possible to send this product into the minds of small children who aren't smart enough to understand americanization makes the product crappy and are unable to get it the proper way, straight from Japan.

Yu-Gi-Oh is what happens when americanization gets out of hand.

americanized by Alex Trujillo May 4, 2004

Americanderthal 

A sub-species of homo sapien identifiable by specific behavioral traits reminiscent of neanderthal culture in the 21st century BC. Unable to adapt to new paradigms a second sub-species, homo creatus is emerging to rekindle a new-renaissance.

Americanderthal can be trained to follow a logical, repetitive order and rely on well rehearsed methods. Americanderthal are easily fooled and strictly adhere to routines that make them feel safe and secure. Americanderthal can be heard saying, "Don't work too hard, and take it easy". Americanderthal always color within the lines and always stay in the box.

Americanderthal by RuDi kAzOoTi March 21, 2009

Americanese

Americanese is the lame language we speak in the US of A. It's like English only English is better and spoken with an accent in England. America's version is more slang oriented.

If you want to visit America you should learn how to speak Americanese.
Americanese is a difficult language to understand.

Americanese by girl hiding in your closet August 16, 2012