albertan bush party 

When 30+ rig workers rent a worn down strip club to snort lines of other men’s body parts in secrecy while an active shooter weans the herd. A bush measuring competition usually follows this outlandish extravaganza often won by one of the many toothless hookers who inhabit this barren wasteland.

“Oh fuck bud let’s head er down to the albertan bush party - I hear they got some mad honk on the plow from last nights bender”

albertan bush party by Berta proud April 28, 2023

albertan lemonade stand 

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).

Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?

albertan lemonade stand by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023

Albertan Crème Brûlée 

To hack a dart while concurrently sucking on a Werther’s Original caramel.

Hey Justin, wanna go to the smoke pit for an Albertan Crème Brûlée?

Albertan Crème Brûlée by CaptainBerta July 18, 2023

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

Albertan Hob Goblin by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

Albertan safety 

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

Albertan safety by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Albertan Polar Plunge 

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.

I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.

Albertan Polar Plunge by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023

Albertan anteater

the sexual act of releasing ants into a partners rectul cavity and then proceeding to attempt to lick and suck them out before they reach your partners colon

last night me and Austin tried the Albertan anteater it hurt like abith and I can feel something moving in my stomach but it was awesome

Albertan anteater by deaustin February 18, 2025