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Aarptard 

An elderly person who by decision or mental impediment refuses or is unable to keep up with the path of progress and technological advancement, insisting on doing things the "good old way" completely clueless to the inconvinience they are causing to others around them.
Dude, I would have been here earlier but I got stuck behind this Aarptard lady in the checkout line. She took 15 minutes to write and record a CHECK!!!

Damn, why doesn't this Aarptard get his old ass out of the left lane! He's doing 45!!

See also aarping
Aarptard by Hefenator July 4, 2011
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Apatards 

"Apatards", a specific breed of people who play the roblox game "APA" short for "A Piece of Your Adventure" it is owned by konnantard. It is a broken ass copy of a yba modded called Your Unusual Adventure, and they claim for it to be on top. Apatards tend to be fatherless as well.
Apatards trying to argue how their half ass yba modded game is better while they cant script. (i cant script but even my copy is better/less broken)
Apatards by kitogeo July 12, 2022
A person who has almost no apps on their iPhone or iPad, and knows next to nothing about the latest and coolest apps.
Brian: Don't you have that app?

Rose: Are you kidding? I'm such an apptard - I've never even heard of that one!
Apptard by Cheese Flower April 28, 2010

adaptard 

Having difficulty using new technology, inability to adapt to new gadgets
He can't figure out how to answer his new phone. He's such an adaptard!
adaptard by cradisms August 31, 2013
People who blindly follow and believe Apple products are far superior to other manufacturers.
Sarah: I waited in line for 8 hours for my new iPhone. It’s so kewl.

Billie: 8 hours? You’re such an apptard
Apptard by #richlivesmatter July 21, 2019
A retard that plays Aatrox, from the videogame League of Legends.
Dude, you can't say the A word unless you're actually an Aatard.
Aatard by Baite January 26, 2020