aktard
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
aktard
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
avatard
Similar to a Narutard, an obsessive fan of the television show Avatar: the last airbender. Characterized by behaviors such as;
1.Obsessing over non-canon relationships between fictional characters
2.Actually being upset when a character (Zuko) shows affection to someone (Jin) rather than the character that you want him to end up with (Katara)
3.Buying the individual dvds rather than the cheaper box set in order to have more avatar things.
4.Composing Fanfiction for the show.
5.etc.
1.Obsessing over non-canon relationships between fictional characters
2.Actually being upset when a character (Zuko) shows affection to someone (Jin) rather than the character that you want him to end up with (Katara)
3.Buying the individual dvds rather than the cheaper box set in order to have more avatar things.
4.Composing Fanfiction for the show.
5.etc.
avatard by Thatguyoverthere January 24, 2007
Autard
AItard
(5 terrorist, 1 player)
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"
Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.
Player: "That AItard"
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"
Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.
Player: "That AItard"
AItard by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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