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A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."

"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
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Aatard • Avatard • artard • avatarded • aaptard • ATARD • Autard • AItard • aktard • artarded
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.
"Man, this forum needs more racers and fewer aktards."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
Similar to a Narutard, an obsessive fan of the television show Avatar: the last airbender. Characterized by behaviors such as;

1.Obsessing over non-canon relationships between fictional characters
2.Actually being upset when a character (Zuko) shows affection to someone (Jin) rather than the character that you want him to end up with (Katara)
3.Buying the individual dvds rather than the cheaper box set in order to have more avatar things.
4.Composing Fanfiction for the show.
5.etc.
Megan is a huge avatard. She nearly loses her mind whenever she misses an episode.
avatard by Thatguyoverthere January 24, 2007
Noun - A person with a delayed process of development who finds difficulty in social interaction
"I was talking to Samantha, and oh boy she was being a real autard."
Autard by Vegg1e April 8, 2019
An artificial intellegence that makes stupid remarks/actions.
(5 terrorist, 1 player)
Terrorist:"They have me surrounded!!!"

Terrorist jumps out of window to rappel only to be shot by player.

Player: "That AItard"
AItard by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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