I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. by Rhonin March 18, 2010

spoiling for a fight 

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble

The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.

spoiling for a fight by Jim February 5, 2005

A Figure Walks

It's a quick trip to the ice house
A quick trip to the ice house X 3
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 7
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 3
And now tales of horror
Which father told me
They never scared me

But they're always in the blind
You cannot see
That figure behind you
Behind you x 2
You x 2
That figure kept on walking
Behind you
There's a man on my trail X 4
He's also behind you
Behind you X 4
That figure kept on walking X 4
Behind you X3
A figure walks 3

A Figure Walks by Death Menace February 16, 2023

Chewbacca after a fight

A womans genitals after rigerous sexual intercourse.

I'll tell ya something boy, after i'd finished with her, her fanny looked like chewbacca after a fight!

Chewbacca after a fight by ben francis September 18, 2008

Pop a figgy 

Rapid ejection of hard, compacted fecal matter in one’s underpants, typically brought on by a startling moment or a shocking sight.

Pop a figgy: I was hiking with my family yesterday when I accidentally stepped on a rattle snake. I popped a figgy then and there.

Pop a figgy by skwurrelgirl July 2, 2016

Do a Figo on it 

Figo is a monsterous muscley baby who feeds on protein and defied all odds and was conceived after his small sperm cell made it through a condom and battled past an IUD.
To "Do a Figo on it" is to do something that is almost impossible and out of the ordinary.

What do ya think mate?
About what?
Are Norwich City going to do a Figo on it and win the Premier league this year?

Do a Figo on it by Monstrous 69 May 26, 2021

pullin a figfag 

dreaming of eigth graders.

Tyler was deffinitly pullin a figfag last night

pullin a figfag by andge March 27, 2007