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Philosopher Stoned 

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
Philosopher Stoned by TripleWest September 3, 2012
Word of the Day on May 18, 2021
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Arse stained tattie 

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.
Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"
A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."
Stoned by j-dog April 21, 2003
when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.
Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos
stoned by highbastard1 January 17, 2009

poo-stained vagina 

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.
I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
poo-stained vagina by homoguytom October 16, 2012

shined up 

The state of being one enters when one has had two or more alcoholic beverages than one should have had.
I was feeling a bit buzzed last night but decided to keep drinking until I was shined up
shined up by Anthon124 July 12, 2009