PE 

An utterly useless subject intended by communist dictators like our government to improve the quality of life by exposing young children and adolescents to an hour a day of athletic torture. Games such as Dodgeball and Kickball are most common, though sometimes the occasional (pointless) game of Indian Soccer or Ultimate Frisbee can be seen. Most PE teachers are commonly seen wearing T-shirts and nylon shorts with Nikes and usually have hair cut short. When asked about sexual preference, they usually repond by assigning as many push-ups as is legal.

HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION
kid1: "Dude when we were playing 5-base kickball, Shawn asked Miss Peuce her sexual preference and she assigned him 800 push-ups!"
kid2: "Is that legal?"

PE by MandyM November 14, 2005

PE 

A useless lesson that is compulsory for all students in the UK up until age 16. The lesson consists of participating in sports and activities, such as football, badminton and cross-country.

The lesson isn't even worth anything and is mostly utilised to curb the supposedly growing amounts of fat, unfit little shits of our generation.

What's even worse is a GCSE (and also A-Level) qualification in PE. This is really nothing more than a tiny part of Biology and is only good for becoming a PE teacher, so you can teach more misguided fools how to become PE teachers, and so on. It's a rather dull cycle.

Most students are forced to play sports that they are not interested in, and are no good at. Combine these "useless" players with football geeks and you get a lot of bullying and harassment in PE, over nothing. This is more prevalent in America however, where social classes (such as those jock shitheads) are much more apparent.

Most schools have two hours/lessons of PE a week, but some, such as the prison known as Wreake Valley only have one.

PE by DCI May 1, 2005

PE 

A class that almost everybody fails due to the refusal of "dressing out."

PE Teacher- Why are you still in your clothes Timmy?

Timmy- Because I don't want to dress out.

PE Teacher- F!!

PE by Mynameisyourname February 7, 2007

pe 

Physical Education, 1 Hour of stress and fishy odours,tears and arguments

girl 1: *checks timetable* nah cant be bothered.
girls 2: what's up
girl 1: i've got pe next :(

pe by greenblazer April 4, 2019

Pe 

1. Physical Education
2. Penial Enlargment

1. Being so clumsy and uncoordinated, Max was never too fond of P.Ein school.
2. Joe was unhappy with his penis size and he contemplated on a PE to improve his confidence.

Pe by The Lemon Hunter July 6, 2005

PE 

1) Physical Education
2) Premature Ejaculation
3) seminal rap group Public Enemy

Hey man, after PE last night Jenny came over and wanted to get it on! But I got PE! It's all good, though, cos after she left I threw on some PE and chilled like it was 1989!

PE by Smeggieballs November 3, 2010

PE 

PE, which stands for "Physical Education", is only liked by those who spend all day in school thinking about their makeup and are forced to Google their homework, claiming that they're getting an education by basically skipping school for a full period. It is a class for the very simple-minded. However, it is hell for those who are small enough to be pushed around all the time. They commonly suffer a wide range of injuries such as broken bones, concussions, chipped teeth, infected cuts from equipment such as hockey sticks, bruises, etc. In addition, PE teachers love to humiliate non-sportsy people, using tactics like forcing them to run, jump, do push-ups, etc. when they have ailments such as heartburns, headaches, and twisted ankles, then publicly sharing their results and going "All that matters is that you try!" And as if all that weren't enough, it's the number one class that can dramatically decrease your grades. So why the hell is it even an education?!
Many claim that sports help people with "teamwork". If they really think that, that's just sad. To say "PE is life" is to say "I need a life".

A Typical School PE Class
Student 1: Hi, I know you suck at sports, so don't feel bad if I have to beat you.
Student 2: I don't know how you've managed to cheat before the game's even started.

Student 1: Oh, did I just hit you in the face? I'm so sorry! Oh no, I just slammed you against a wall, I didn't mean to! And I would never hit a girl, that just goes against my values...
Student 1: Hey, PE teacher? Do you think that maybe, you know, you shouldn't be allowed to play dirty....?
PE teacher: Honey, you know I care, but I don't.
Student 3: Hey, Student 1! You're out! Your face insults me!
PE teacher: Sorry, bud, you've failed at life.
Student 1: I'm going to the bathroom for the rest of the class.

PE by ThatOnePerson112 May 9, 2019