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Spite Monkey Sunday 

Spite Monkey Sunday is that day of the week when all the brain dead little losers try to get definitions accepted by Urban Dictionary. They try to get a flattering definition accepted, of themselves if they haven't got any friends, or of some female if they think it will help them get into her knickers. Why? Usually because they’re back at school on Monday and are trying to make themselves look good, the poor little winkies. Then the unthinkable happens, they’re definition is rejected because it doesn’t conform to the rules laid down by Urban Dictionary. Oh Calamity! So the silly little wank biscuits throw a hissy fit, go into a session to vote on the inclusion of new words and reject everything without bothering to read it. Then comes Monday and these sad little gleets go back to school and bother the human race somewhat less than they do at weekends.
“Couldn’t get a thing accepted on Urban Dictionary, it was Spite Monkey Sunday.”
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Byun Baekhyun 

A perfect man one cannot find a single flaw in.
Everything. I'm telling you Byun Baekhyun's got everything.
Byun Baekhyun by XOXOXOXOXOlOV October 22, 2013
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pizzlefarweez 

The act of pissing, farting, and sneezing all at the same time; more likely to be performed by aging adults, especially older males while using the bathroom.
“It was hilarious to hear grandpa pizzlefarweez in the Men’s Room at the movie theater last night.”
pizzlefarweez by LizzyJaneS August 3, 2018

dit me FPT 

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is cut and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.
"He is randomly teleporting around the map, he must be cheating!" - "Don't be worried, he just said "dit me fpt", he's just lagging."

"Stop AFK-ing ever so frequently, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play, it's dit me fpt"

procrastiplanting 

Verb:
When you have a million things to do, but ignore them all, and you tend to your plants instead.
I didn't want to do any of my school assignments, so I just sat in the garden procrastiplanting.

Artist Vitton Don 

It is the tag name of World Famous Musician Sketch A Peaze

And he owns a clothing brand called Youth 2 Heal and Recording Label God Devil Records and Film Company Palmetto St Films Productions so he is flawless & multiply talented with no end in sight.
Person 1 : Hey Sketch A Peaze's Tag Name is Fire as Hell Bro!

Person 2: Yeah Bro Tha Artist Vitton Don is the Example of flawlessness and ever looking cool and swagged out.
Artist Vitton Don by I.S Akbar April 1, 2022

Min Yoongi

Originally belonging to Daegu Min Yoongi is a famous Korean rapper who goes by the name Suga belonging to the famous K-Pop band BTS under Big Hit Entertainment. He debuted along with his fellow members with the track 'No More Dream' from their first mini-album '2 Kool 4 Skool'.
Min Yoongi went solo with his mixtape taking the name Agust D in 2016. The songs of the album were composed by him sharing some of the personal experiences of his life. He is generally famous among his fans for being swaggy and having the famous gummy smile. He is very considerate of his fans and went to the extent of making return gifts on his own for his fans on his birthday.
Min Yoongi along with BTS won the famous MAMA award for being the 'Best Artist Of The Year' in 2016. His band memebers and he has a long way to go in the future.
Did you see that boy with the gummy smile in BTS? That's Min Yoongi. Isn't he handsome?
Min Yoongi by Weirdomochi March 18, 2017