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conor oberst 

A man who makes depression sound extremely appealing. He is just that amazing with words.
I have a friend who's mostly made of pain. He wakes up, drives to work, and straight back home again.
conor oberst by Sarah Kiser April 9, 2005
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obese Obeast obesity obes OBED ober Obey obey me! obert Obey The Walrus

obeciety 

man that gurl needs to go live in an obeciety with the other whales!
obeciety by Shandelous May 3, 2005
unattractive female; physically gruesome. a combination of obese and beast. Must have a few characteristics of a wild animal; snaggletooth, venom, or fur. 350+ LBS. No attractive attributes must be present to qualify. Mustache BONUS!!
Remember that ugly ass chic that lived down the block, well she got maaaaaaaaaad fat. That bitch is OBEAST now!!
obeast by sir deacon May 18, 2009
From Kaptain Mordant lore, obeeja is used to refer to anything spooky or evil. The word should be used sparingly, as uttering it can stir up evil around the speaker. When the word is mentioned, all parties within hearing distance must do the 'obeeja motion' as quickly as possible. The last person to complete this motion is then informed by everyone else that they are 'out the club.' This ritual is thought to help ward off evil that may be aroused by use of the spooky word.

The word 'obeeja' originated somewhere around El Dorado, Arkansas on a dark, stormy night. Two members of Kaptain Mordant were driving along a back road when they encountered a mysterious young man on a moped. He was black with a slight build and piercing eyes, and was cloaked in a rain poncho as he rode along in the storm. After keeping pace with them for a short distance, the young man turned his head toward the car and gave them an eerie stare while making a strange motion with his right hand. He lifted his hand from the handlebar, shook it forward and then jerked it back as the sleeve of his poncho danced about his arm. This arm movement is now refered to as 'the obeeja motion.'

The Kaptain Mordant members then sped off, never knowing what spell the young man had tried to cast on them, only that 'he was doing some sort of voodoo or obeeja or something.' The word 'obeeja' then stuck around.
Obeeja! -- You out da club!!!
obeeja by GabrielSix April 6, 2005

obeying obama 

having to do something for someone and not having a choice in the matter. and if you say something the media and people on their side will say your racist.(for those of you who dont know obama is black and white mix. so if everyone includeing himself calls him african american we can call him white caucasion to )
obeying obama (or other people who think they rule the universe anymore) is retarded stick up for our rights
obeying obama by force5 July 11, 2009
Severely overweight woman with any of the following :
1) Thick facial hair
2) Hairy chest
3) Fucked up Grill (teeth)
4) Wears bedsheet size clothing
5) Has her own gravitational pull
At the club today, did you see that nasty ass OBEAST!
Obeast by Baro, J', Javo May 7, 2003