Top definition
Short for, "lasting boner syndrome". This is when, after sex, the male's erection persists for a longer period of time than expected (>5 minuets).
Man: "Baby, I've got LBS."
Woman: "I know! You finished 16 minuets ago and you're STILL hard!"
by Ilikechicken37 August 24, 2016
Get the mug
Get a LBS mug for your guy Manley.
I asked the doctor how can you cure my LBS, and she said lets go to bed
by John Blutalski August 16, 2017
Get the mug
Get a LBS mug for your sister Riley.
buy the domain for your pet vlog
1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.

2. acronym for a few different phrases:

- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)

- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy

- Laughing But Serious
Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?

Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.

Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!

Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles
by pixelfairy January 11, 2012
Get the mug
Get a LBS mug for your father-in-law Vivek.
L=Loose B=Bowel S=Syndrome;
when you drop one and its straight up diarrhea.
Dude, I think I have L.B.S.!
Ew, wtf?
by D33ZI3 BABI3 August 25, 2010
Get the mug
Get a L.B.S. mug for your dad Manafort.
A synonym for pounds. When read, you read it as pounds. Originated from the Zodiac Sign, Libra, which is a balance, or scale. That referred to weight, so people decided to substitute it for pounds.
by [E]vzfire13 May 30, 2009
Get the mug
Get a lbs. mug for your coworker Beatrix.
weight in pounds, usually refering to one's physique.
"Dude, she's hot!"
"I don't know, man. She's packing some major LBs."
by J-Fi July 11, 2005
Get the mug
Get a LBs mug for your barber Günter.