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From Kaptain Mordant lore, obeeja is used to refer to anything spooky or evil. The word should be used sparingly, as uttering it can stir up evil around the speaker. When the word is mentioned, all parties within hearing distance must do the 'obeeja motion' as quickly as possible. The last person to complete this motion is then informed by everyone else that they are 'out the club.' This ritual is thought to help ward off evil that may be aroused by use of the spooky word.

The word 'obeeja' originated somewhere around El Dorado, Arkansas on a dark, stormy night. Two members of Kaptain Mordant were driving along a back road when they encountered a mysterious young man on a moped. He was black with a slight build and piercing eyes, and was cloaked in a rain poncho as he rode along in the storm. After keeping pace with them for a short distance, the young man turned his head toward the car and gave them an eerie stare while making a strange motion with his right hand. He lifted his hand from the handlebar, shook it forward and then jerked it back as the sleeve of his poncho danced about his arm. This arm movement is now refered to as 'the obeeja motion.'

The Kaptain Mordant members then sped off, never knowing what spell the young man had tried to cast on them, only that 'he was doing some sort of voodoo or obeeja or something.' The word 'obeeja' then stuck around.
Obeeja! -- You out da club!!!
obeeja by GabrielSix April 6, 2005
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Obeej Meej 

A name of endearment for an obese midget.
John: Holy shit.. look at this streamer billy!
*Watches a LosPollosTV stream*
Billy: He’s an obeej meej!
Obeej Meej by DiamondPull December 21, 2018
A obeese rat that plays roblox, especially tower defense simulator
Robloxian 1: That obeerat keeps killing me!
Robloxian 2: I joined that server cause they said obeerat only
obeerat by MELon1022 May 8, 2022

obeerat kenobi 

When roblox and star wars parents love each other, the obeerat kenobi was defined in order to demand power from power bloxians. Obeerat Kenobi is a special roblox player that comes once a month usually to grant wishes to the universe.
Robloxian 1: Omg is that obeerat kenobi! please make my dad come home
Obeerat Kenobi: sure my fellow pals your wish is my lightsaber
obeerat kenobi by MELon1022 May 15, 2022

Oberjarl Redbeard 

I taunt after every kill.
TF2, Oberjarl Redbeard alwayz spekin jibberish and shiitz
obeeka, weird word but ok it means SEXY BOOBS SAN GUQ,F yeah my friends made thhe description but i made the word bc itts my discord username , akeebo, backwards
wow she has such OBEEKA. <333
obeeka by akeebo May 3, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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