I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!
The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.
Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.