Wallet, Phone and Keys 

A song (by C.O. Any) designed to help you remember your important pocket items before leaving the house. Sung to the tune of "Riders on the Storm"

Lyrics:
Wallet, phone and keys.
Wallet, phone and keys.
I need all three of these.
I'll take them when I leave

Girl: Why didn't you call me when you got to the club, asshole?

Guy: Cause I forgot my phone at home...Totally slipped and forgot to sing the "Wallet, Phone and Keys" song before I left.

Wallet, Phone and Keys by c.o_any February 5, 2010

Wallet Vampire 

A woman or girlfriend who constantly wishes for her boyfriend to spend unreasonable amounts of money on her. Includes buying her gifts, taking her to expensive restaurants, and spending money on celebrating every unimportant anniversary such as 5 months since their first kiss.

Dan: Hey man, when are you gonna get a new tv

Tom: Not anytime soon....

Dan: Dude, why are you always so damn broke?

Tom: You know I have to take Eliza out at least 4 times a week

Dan: Man, What a load of shit. You need to get rid of that wallet vampire

Wallet Vampire by Ari Fuckin Gold January 25, 2010

wallelujah 

The song sung by our god: Waluigi

(Original songs made by BitFinity)

"It's a cold, and it's a broken wallelujah"

wallelujah by YesButAlsoNo July 2, 2018

Don't drop the Wallet 

Don't drop the wallet
The Synonym of Don't Drop the soap only this is to be used in competitive play video games when participating in "Money Matches."

"I'm gonna win that tournament and win 1000 dollars!!!"

-Don't drop the wallet

Don't drop the Wallet by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

Willem 

One of the sweetest people you'll ever meet. You'll love him like a brother. He will fall for everyone who is worthy and they better accept him for the quirky guy he is.

"Hey did u see Willem"

"Ya he's soo nice"

Willem by Sassy Photographer November 4, 2012

walled lake central

The worlds best prison in michigan!! we have the coolest hall moniters and an x berlin wall guard for a principle

walled lake centrals sister school is ocj

walled lake central by Captain Oreo April 4, 2011

Juice Wallet 

Vagina

A vagina is a juice wallet

Juice Wallet by King Byron October 14, 2008