mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

mooperbating by Robby H. February 8, 2005

mooped 

(verb): The experience of writing an e-mail to a large group of co-workers, and drawing a reply-to-all that sets out in point-by-point excruciating detail all the errors in your e-mail, and how you are a complete moron, for the entire group to see.

I thought I'd analyzed that issue correctly, but man, did I get mooped!

mooped by 1Platypus March 13, 2013

moonsault 

A pro wrestling move that entails a 270-degree backflip, with the performer beginning in an upright position and landing on his stomach, preferably on top of an opponent.

Moonsaults are often done from the top turnbuckle to the center of the ring

Example? I don't need no stinking example

moonsault by jack May 19, 2004

little moons 

lit-l+moon-the underside of a female's butt cheek which are exposed when wearing short shorts and partaking in any leisurely bending activities.

Look at Chelsea bending over, you can totally see her little moons.

little moons by Guy Hardcock April 9, 2010

Moobs

A man with boobs, usually fat men have moobs. (.)(.)

Pronounced: moo-bz

Wow shadoe has huge moobs.

Moobs by Neikiva June 27, 2007

Moop Juice 

A drink that will fuck you up. Also known as MJ.

2 1/2 shots of Rum

2 1/2 shots of Vodka

2 shots of Pepsi or Coke

2 shots of Red Bull
All in one glass

Dude I got so shit faced last night off of that Moop Juice

Moop Juice by Bob Dowin April 23, 2009

moop 

A morning poop; The result of heavy coffee drinking during the morning. Commonly occurs before leaving for work/school or at a break before lunch.

Not to be confused with a noop.

After 5 cups of coffee, a moop is required to evacuate your bowels.

moop by Jerktart July 29, 2011