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cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.
Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!
cow tipping by Bill Martin October 29, 2003
Related Words
Tips Tipdrill Tipsy tippy tippin Tipples Tipper tipping Tip Rat tipped
One of the foremost counties in Ireland.
producer of the finest hurling teams in the countries history.
It has managed to escape from all of that tourist crap they get in Kerry and Galway.
Go on Tipperary, beat those Limerick bastards into the ground
Tipperary by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Tipsy Teeth 

The state when someone has been drinking and their teeth begin to feel strange and numb.
Jim - Ahh man this booze sucks, i'll need about ten glasses to get drunk
Oli - works for me, ive already got tipsy teeth
Tipsy Teeth by Kermit123 May 29, 2009

tipsyfucked

Getting absolutely fucked up, as in drunk.

English version of Crunked
Katy loves getting Tipsyfucked
tipsyfucked by Rickyboy1990 March 12, 2010
"I LIKE TIPHANKE."
"YOUR TIPHANKE SHIRT IS HELLA RATCHET."
tiphanke by jesus banana December 23, 2012
Tip-hole is a great comeback. You must not overuse this term. It is mainly used when someone says something totally obvious, and instead of saying "Thanks Tips" say "Thanks Tiphole!"(in a sarcastic tone) When someone is being a tip hole, you know.
"There is a door there…"
"Thanks Tiphole!"

"Where should I put my stuff?"
"On the ground you tip hole!"

"Man, this coffee is hot!"
"Thanks tip hole!"
tiphole by youlittlechince February 15, 2014