wankting 

Waiting to wank

I’m wankting because the dog won’t stop staring at me

wankting by Rackers March 3, 2018

Wanking off a Smurf 

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

Wanking off a Smurf by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

wanking the gank 

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.

Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!

wanking the gank by The Don 1846 August 31, 2021

Wanking my Willy 

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

Wanking my Willy by cumshotter June 27, 2022

wanking

when u tickle ur pickle

"Nathan loves wanking.

wanking by P!ckle T!ckler August 28, 2022

Wanking your virginity away 

When a virgin (usually a teen) has such an intense wank session that it feels as good, if not better than real sex.

It’s a good idea to spend your weekends wanking your virginity away to Riley Reid’s videos.

Wanking your virginity away by ghunthorp April 11, 2023

Camera Wanking 

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.

Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.

Camera Wanking by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016