Midget punting 

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.

- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”

Midget punting by Monghider July 2, 2020

Les-pining 

When you hope that two same-sex characters in show or movie are together even though they have no evidence of being gay

I was watching twilight and I was totally les-pining over Bella and Alice

Les-pining by Doubledmanx July 13, 2020

they stole picassos painting

Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...

They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.

they stole picassos painting are fucking awesome?!

they stole picassos painting by tits February 10, 2005

French fry painting 

The act of using a French fry, tater tot, etc. that is used to transfer ketchup or another sauce to a different, often larger food object.

I caught my little brother French fry painting his food so as not to anger dad with his messy
Burger dipping.

French fry painting by Ausx101 April 12, 2011

Feel like a painting 

when you're "feeling like a painting", you're in a state where you feel happy or calm and bliss

I have completed all of my tasks and i'm ready for bed, i feel like a painting right now

Feel like a painting by Lolirv September 4, 2019

Dutch Spray-painting 

When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.

Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.

Dutch Spray-painting by A.D.N. July 12, 2022

painting the deck furniture 

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

painting the deck furniture by h-dub July 28, 2004