Bipolar facebooker 

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.

"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!

Bipolar facebooker by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011

Bipolar Facebook Status maker 

Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.

Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...

12:00 - Im having a great day!

12:05- I hate life....

Bipolar Facebook Status maker by volleyballersunite November 5, 2011

Bipolar Shopper

A bipolar shopper is a person who when shopping buys clothing or accessories from a very expensive and high class store or boutique, then goes into another store that sells very cheap and low value clothes with 3-5 bags from one very expensive store just to show off how much they shop and all the money they have. After they enter the store, they buy very little items, still holding all the bags.

Lady enters Abercrombie & Fitch and spends 200-400$---

Lady gets into car and drives to WalMart---

Lady goes into WalMart with 4 bags she could have left in the car---

Lady struts around like she owns the world with her high class shopping---

Lady buys fake wannabe converse and a snickers---

Lady does not want to spend 6$ so she leaves the chocolate bar---

Lady leaves the store having spent 350$ at A&F and $4.72 at WalMart for fake low quality shoes.

Guy says to one guy- DAMN. That is one BIPOLAR SHOPPER. :O
Guy2 replies- Yeah..:D
Guy3- I bet you I can steal her purse...>.> lol

Bipolar Shopper by B ii S H x L O V 3 x H A PP ii May 4, 2009

bipolar text messager 

someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.

this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...

Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....

bipolar text messager by txtdr. April 1, 2011

Bipolar Cowboy 

Begins with 69ing with the female, but rather than oral copulation on the male's behalf, a fisting method is applied. When a steady pace is reached, one flips the female over rapidly and begins rocking back and forth violently and clenching/unclenching one's fist inside the vagina. The male and female then proceed to excrete out of their anuses simultaneously and rapidly begin shoving said excrement back into the anal cavity. This entire process is done while screaming at each other what you most despise about your partner and your greatest turn-offs. When each party reaches a climax point, they must race to the nearest shower and thumb wrestle for who gets to bathe first.

My boyfriend 'bipolar cowboy'd me last night; I think he's the one!

Bipolar Cowboy by Poliotastic March 30, 2010

bipolar lover

Just like bipolar texter. This discribe a person who take love easily and sometime serious. This happen because the person having hard time bout "relationship" in past.

Justin always change girlfriend,but once he found a girl. He think she d best among all his gf. But then when they broke up,justin went to his old habit,change gf like changing cloth; bipolar lover. This show habit he got sometime he give a fuck on relationship but sometime he doesn't.

bipolar lover by niknan March 23, 2014

Bipolar Express 

A term used to describe child development classes in high school

"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"

Bipolar Express by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016