Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

Spanked my Bacon! by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

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skanked

to have danced "skank" in a past tense

last week i skanked my ass off

skanked by Natalie b April 13, 2004

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skanked

being both "stoned" and "tanked" at the same time.

I drank a few beers and smoked a joint and I was "skanked"

skanked by nora cheesecake July 16, 2005

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swanker

A woman who resembeles Hilary Swank

Check out that swanker on 16th Street mall.

swanker by webs71 May 10, 2007

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