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shreet

A retard you ask to dance on a dare, who gets so excited he shits himself while dancing. You get bonus points if he is wearing white pants.
I won a cool 20 spot for making that ret a shreet.
by webs71 May 10, 2007
mugGet the shreetmug.

swanker

A woman who resembeles Hilary Swank
Check out that swanker on 16th Street mall.
by webs71 May 10, 2007
mugGet the swankermug.

mental runt

mental runt
N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.

Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.

Large groups have been known to ecape without the mental runt understanding what happened.
by webs71 February 1, 2007
mugGet the mental runtmug.

mental runt

N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
by webs71 February 1, 2007
mugGet the mental runtmug.

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