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Definitions by webs71

A woman who resembeles Hilary Swank
Check out that swanker on 16th Street mall.
swanker by webs71 May 10, 2007
A retard you ask to dance on a dare, who gets so excited he shits himself while dancing. You get bonus points if he is wearing white pants.
I won a cool 20 spot for making that ret a shreet.
shreet by webs71 May 10, 2007

mental runt 

N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
mental runt by webs71 February 1, 2007

mental runt 

mental runt
N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.

Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.

Large groups have been known to ecape without the mental runt understanding what happened.
mental runt by webs71 February 1, 2007