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Brown Trumped 

When sycophant Trump supporters spend four years with their heads so far up Trump's bung-hole they never come to realize how despicable he is until he loses the presidency and criminal indictments lock him up.
Marguerite Higgins - pointing to the once rabid MAGA red hatters, "Look, Nellie! What happened to the red hatters? What is the stinky brown goo on their heads?!"

Nellie Bly - "My steadfast investigation into truth reveals those MAGA red hatters were "Brown Trumped!"
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blow me like a trumpet 

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
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trumpet swag 

the swag in whch all trumpet players posses
that guys got some serious swag" "well yeah, hes a trumpet player, hes got trumpet swag
trumpet swag by creedence500 August 15, 2010

Trumpectomy

Performed by the following procedure : FIrst...you need take two parts of the DECLARATION of independence we the people are created equal 2nd add one part of the Bible quote do unto others as you would have done unto you. Quotation 3rd at six parts of Common Sense
We need to perform a trumpectomy
Trumpectomy by Insane joe kane April 16, 2017
1. n. - members of the 45th U.S. presidential family;
2. n. - policies of D.J. Trump, 45th U.S. president.

pl. trumperies
Friend: Yeah, D.J. Trump is now head policy-maker.
Enemy: Pfft! A trumpery making trumperies!
trumpery by myeah. January 20, 2017
When a woman is inappropriately touched, grouped or kissed on the lips by a man without her permission.
A man sitting next to a woman on a plane who is a stranger and grabs her by the pussy without her permission when this happens she has been Trumped.
Trumped by geraldatwork November 14, 2016
A person whose beliefs are mostly based on half-truths, lies and misconceptions put forth by others they admire and choose to follow instead of relying on their own intellect.
My co-worker's rigid and shallow opinions show what a trumper he is becoming.
trumper by lifeonearth October 18, 2016