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" Girl, just so you know, he's a cookie thumper. You wont be able to sit for a week".
cookie thumper by chewieyumyum December 13, 2013
A Thumbie is a specific type of Indian person from Durban, South Africa only.
A Thumbie:
-lives in Chatsworth, Phoenix or Merebank of Durban, South Africa (rarely in other areas)
-talks in a bad Indian accent
-uses a lot of local slang when talking (often mispronounced)
-uses an excessive amount of hair gel
-uses Vans, Echo or Life clothing/shoes and in some cases a gold chain (Note: when wearing a golfer a Thumbie will wear the chain outside of the shirt and around the collar)
-has a dark skin tone
-has a gold tooth/teeth
-drives a VW Golf 1 or a Toyota Corolla both with a modified sound system
-picks a fight with people over small issues (gangster mentality)
-listens to deep house music, old R&B, 2pac or any gangster music.
-is ratchet or close to being ratchet
-mainly talks about drinking, fighting, cars, soccer (Manchester United & Liverpool only) and insult people by picking on the person's mother
There are few other traits that make an Indian a Thumbie that are not mentioned, but usually it is something that is ratchet
A Thumbie has all or most of these traits. An Indian with 1 or 2 of these traits MAY NOT be regarded as a Thumbie. Thumbie behaviour is obviously cool to Thumbies when it is actually not. As a result, it is hard to take Thumbies seriously. They are basically a joke
*important* There are normal Indians in South Africa, it is only a certain percentage of Indians that are the Thumbies
Normal Indian guy 1: Check out that guy blasting 2pac in his VW Golf 1.
Normal Indian guy 2: Yes, he is definitely a Thumbie.
Thumbie by StormDog December 2, 2014

Kitty Thump 

The act of starting the sexual act of "doggy-style" proceeded by knocking both hands out from underneath the girl forcing her to drop her head in the sheets/pillow/cement; forcing her to arch her back much like a kitten. The "thump" is derived from the sexual act of a donkey punch. A donkey punch involves knocking the female unconscious by hitting the back of her head forcing her butthole to tighten. Urban legend says after many generations, the "punch" became a "thump."
Kyle kitty-thumped the shit out of Reagan last night.

Austen was being a douche so we kitty thumped his ass.

That girl is so hot but is a bitch...let's kitty thump her.

Kitty thump...hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiey
Kitty Thump by Steve Landis October 4, 2011
The act of rapidy scrolling up and down web pages on an iPhone or iPod Touch using both thumbs simultaneously. When done correctly, it looks as if the two thumbs are little legs running in place.
"I hated scrolling through never-ending blogs on my iPhone since I got a cramp from all the thrumbing I had to do."
thrumbing by SinDonor dammit December 28, 2008

Bible thumper 

An individual who justifies his/her actions by quoting Bible passages. They often reject scientific evidence, pass judgement on others, and have a know-it-all attitude. Most have lost the ability to think critically.
As our Biology teacher showed us pictures of Lucy, a fairly well-preserved Australeopithicus fossil and tried to explain how she had characteristics of both extinct primates and some current primates such as apes, chimpanzees, and humans, some Bible thumper in the back of the room yelled out "We din't come from no monkeys!"
Bible thumper by toolguru November 12, 2007

cookie thumper 

a guy who goes for much younger girls. i.e like girls just past scout age where they may sell cookies for a cause or girls who are still in or just past innocence.
guy: shall we invite billy to our party?
girl: noway, have you seen his new girlfriend? shes like 14, hes a total cookie thumper
cookie thumper by shesleeps February 22, 2014