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comeback 

n. A response to an insult.
I can never come up with good comebacks; now is no exception.
comeback by The Grammar Nazi February 20, 2002
Related Words

Comeback From Ignorance 

An occurance that takes place when two or more people are arguing. One person insults another using an allusion, the person whom the insult was directed at is unfamiliar with the allusion, her/she then uses his/her ignorance of the thing being alluded to as (the basis of) a comeback.
Person 1: "What the hell is wrong with you!?! is your frontal lobe disconnected!?!"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talking about? your fucking stupid!"

Person 1: goddamn your biggoted! are you related to Archie Bunker?
Person 2: Who the hell is Archie bunker, is he your Mastabatory Fantasy?

-Person 2 has used a Comeback from ignorance in both examples

shit comes to fan 

A combination of shit hits the fan and worse comes to worst.

An expression used to convey that a situation has taken on a negative path or direction, or the situation has evolved into the absolute worst possible, chaotic state.
If shit comes to fan, we'd better run!

comeback pussy 

Pussy so good, that you must have it again.
Joy has that comeback pussy. I can't get enough of it.
comeback pussy by Bryce King April 6, 2007

Comedy Splash 

To drive through a deep puddle at the side of the road at high speed in order to drench a pedestrian or cyclist as much as possible.
We comedy splashed a guy on the way home. He was completely soaked, it was excellent.
Comedy Splash by WrightHereWrightNow December 16, 2008

Comedian's Item 

Someone/Something any comediam crack jokes about in a major way.
Bush is definitely a comedian's item.