God's Telephone 

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

God's Telephone by Speh May 27, 2004

Telephone 

The act of inserting your little finger into a girls anus and index finger into the vagina double whammy, then putting your mouth to one of the used holes and making a telephone noise.

Guy 1: Mmmm i just gave jess a proper telephone
Guy 2: Shut up your gob that is well sick

Telephone by lolatrobbie May 3, 2010

Telephone Conference 

Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.

Clear your schedule to participate in this worthless telephone conference.

Telephone Conference by yodotcom March 20, 2011

bush telephone 

An informal way of passing news or rumors from person to person by word of mouth.

Never trust a bush telephone. It's probably false news.

bush telephone by ReneSir March 10, 2015

telephone toughguy 

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

telephone toughguy by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

telephone ping pong 

When two people spend a period of time phoning each other but missing the other's call every time.

We played telephone ping pong for two days until we finally managed to speak to each other.

telephone ping pong by FireflyScotland October 2, 2017

telephoning 

a form of illegal fishing using electricity

Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!

telephoning by winston38 August 24, 2007