Definitions by Speh

God's Telephone 

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

God's Telephone by Speh May 27, 2004

eels 

Quite possibly the greatest band in the history of anything ever. Anywhere.

Albums: Beautiful Freak, Shootenany, Daisies of the Galaxy, Electroshock Blues & Souljacker.

There's a spider crawling on the bathroom mirror.. right on top of my right eye.

eels by Speh January 25, 2004