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Crown Vic Dick Hit

This is a very fun road trip game where you hit someone in the dick every time you see a Crown Victoria.
"Cruiser bruiser" oh you fucking asshole i told you im not playing.... and look what we got here... "CROWN VIC DICK HIT" get some fucker!
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Mom Vics are the greatest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom Vics are always extremly selfless and they always put family first. All Mom Vics are very outdoorsy and they all have a very special connection with animals. All Mom Vics have a good heart and a smile on their face!!!! Anybody would be lucky to have a mom like Mom Vic!!!! I ♡ YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY #1: WOW that lady looks really HOT in those jean shorts!!!!!
GUY #2: Oh yeah she's definitly a Mom Vic.
Mom Vic by I'magoodfriend June 15, 2014
Big Vic is someone who's pretty weird tbh, they're really not that great at anything. They're always annoying yk? Never really there for much of a reason. Don't contribute to the convo, or really the world when you think about it. Super nerdy about manwhas and anime, really loves to simp for the characters. They also usually like to beatbox (don't tell them they're bad it though...) They have pretty cool friends though, really their only highlight.
Big Vic: Guys what's 1+1?
Person1: 2
Big Vic: r u sure? peppe the pig told me it was 5... also that one anime dude is so hawt, I love him so much.

Person2: ok... ahahaha...
Person3: mk bro nom nom nom
Big Vic: No seriously, especially the people in my manwha's, why can't they exist in real life omggg.
Person1: PLS PLS PLS (prayer hands)

Person4: What a kutti.

Person5: Victoria this is why you don't have a bf

Big Vic: You guys suck, you guys don't appreciate me enough (rolls eyes)

*Vic rages and steals a bunch of cupcakes from the table and eats them all*
Big Vic by HiThereHaider April 19, 2021

Uncle Vic 

Writer and singer of the classic song, "Space Invaders".
Uncle Vic by tradesman April 2, 2003

Dirty vic 

A dirty vic is a medium sized gang bang involving at least 15 people but no more than 20. At least a quarter of the people involved must be legally classified as a dwarf. Mayonnaise and Nutella is the preferred lubricant for a dirty vic but baked beans can be used. It must be noted that everyone involved should be infected with aids.
Guy 1: hey man we popping to the shop before dirty vic? I need to get some Nutella

Guy 2: fuck yea bro I gotta get that 5 litre tub of mayonnaise!
Dirty vic by Alantitmangle April 15, 2020

Ride in a new crown vic 

When the police arrest someone just to make their life miserable, knowing the charges won't hold up in court.

"Hey man, I heard your place got raided last night... did those pigs bust you with anything?"

"Naw dude, they didn't find a thing. All I got was a ride in a new crown vic."