Corona Boner 

The act of getting excited about relaying unsubstantiated 3rd hand 'facts' about the Coronavirus to appear knowledgeable infront of strangers or Social Media.

Wow, I wish John would shut the fuck up about Covid - 19! It gives him such a Corona Boner!

Corona Boner by Mabsobaby March 19, 2020

Corona Tinnitus 

Hearing the faint persistent constant ringing sound of an incoming call from your meeting software (e.g Microsoft Teams or Zoom) due to long forced work from home meeting fatigue.

Bob abruptly ended his bio break to run back for a Teams call but realized it was only his Corona Tinnitus.

Corona Tinnitus by Patrick EmpowerID March 31, 2020

Corona-chan 

A loving term for Coronavirus. A positive way to look at the pandemic. chan from the Japanese honorific for a girl.

Corona-chan is causing all the illegal aliens to return home.

Corona-chan is the real boomer remover

Corona-chan by Omoikane April 1, 2020

Corona Sphere 

The amount of space for essential personnel to work in a congested work environment, during the covid19 pandemic.

Captain: " Matt, I'm ordering you to move desks. You are in Sheila's Corona Sphere."

Corona Sphere by Unique Smith March 25, 2020

Corona iblocked

One who wears a protective mask and your iPhone password screen does not recognize your face.

I went to use my iphones facial screen turn on and I was Corona Iblocked because of my personal protective mask.

Corona iblocked by Chrisgeo73 April 13, 2020

Corona-selfie 

A picture of you taken by a smartphone -without purpose- while you are out wearing a face mask to show how responsible you are. Although it’s a lockdown and you shouldn’t go out unless absolutely necessary.

BF: Honey, that corona-selfie doesn’t show your flirty smile, why you posted it?!
GF: I haven't been to a beauty salon for over a month, so I can’t post a normal selfie until I get rid of my mustache.

Corona-selfie by MoElnagdy April 20, 2020

Corona Count Down 

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.

So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.

Corona Count Down by YAWA July 12, 2020