BIG B'd
BIG B'd by Sharkboyleafy August 14, 2010
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Error By Distance.
When a person looks hot when seen from a distance but is actually not when seen up close.
When a person looks hot when seen from a distance but is actually not when seen up close.
- From afar ..
Girl #1 : Hey check out that guy near the doors.
Girl #2 : Yeah he seems cute, why don't you talk to him ? I dare you. =P
Girl #1 : Sure .. I'll be back.
- Within one metre of guy ..
Girl #1 : ARGHHHHH !! `runs back to girl #2.
Girl #2 : Don't tell me, E.B.D ?!
Girl #1 : Hell yeah .. E.B.D to the max !!
* From personal experience.
Girl #1 : Hey check out that guy near the doors.
Girl #2 : Yeah he seems cute, why don't you talk to him ? I dare you. =P
Girl #1 : Sure .. I'll be back.
- Within one metre of guy ..
Girl #1 : ARGHHHHH !! `runs back to girl #2.
Girl #2 : Don't tell me, E.B.D ?!
Girl #1 : Hell yeah .. E.B.D to the max !!
* From personal experience.
e.b.d by d.martinie September 19, 2008
H.B.D.M.R.O.
H.B.D.M.R.O. by daz chandler August 23, 2007
O-B'd
To be royally screwed over; just when you think a very bad situation cannot get any worse - it does; a conclusion to a bad situation where the second and third order effects include loss of pride and manhood, etc.; a situation where one gets completely fucked over and all you can do is laugh and mutter under your breath, "FML" or something equivalent to that degree.
Word origin: coined after a man who has very bad luck
Word origin: coined after a man who has very bad luck
Example 1:
Jeff: So, I just got back from a deployment, and my wife left me.
John: That's terrible.
Jeff: Yeah, I know. She became a lesbian and left me for another woman. She also cheated on me with other women while I was deployed.
John: Dude, you got O-B'd!!!
Example 2:
Jeff: All the money in my bank account is gone!
Chad: Dude, that sucks.
Jeff: On top of that, I think someone stole my identity and opened up a few credit card accounts!
Chad: O-B'd again, Jeff.
Example 3:
Jeff: My parents just bought me a piano for my birthday. It was pretty cool at first.
Celest: Wow, that's thoughtful.
Jeff: Yes, but when I checked my bank account, there was a couple thousand dollars missing. Then I realized parents used my money to get me that piano!
Celest: You got O-B'd!
Jeff: So, I just got back from a deployment, and my wife left me.
John: That's terrible.
Jeff: Yeah, I know. She became a lesbian and left me for another woman. She also cheated on me with other women while I was deployed.
John: Dude, you got O-B'd!!!
Example 2:
Jeff: All the money in my bank account is gone!
Chad: Dude, that sucks.
Jeff: On top of that, I think someone stole my identity and opened up a few credit card accounts!
Chad: O-B'd again, Jeff.
Example 3:
Jeff: My parents just bought me a piano for my birthday. It was pretty cool at first.
Celest: Wow, that's thoughtful.
Jeff: Yes, but when I checked my bank account, there was a couple thousand dollars missing. Then I realized parents used my money to get me that piano!
Celest: You got O-B'd!
B double D
Typically means Big Dick Dizzle. A guy who used to be smooth and dope but now got old plump and kids. Someone whose in Debt and typically gets calls from Ace rent companies. Still a good heart, loves fireball and cheers for losing football organizations! Taxes help Bdouble D move on life
B double D by born2bb@d February 14, 2021
Johnny B'd
Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share
Johnny B'd by Bettywhite June 7, 2014
T.B.D.O.M.L
T.B.D.O.M.L by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGayGir August 27, 2018