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horse armor 

The first downloadable content available for the Xbox 360 game Oblivion. Upon its release, there was an uproar in the gaming community due to its nearly useless feature set and and relatively high price tag ($2.50 US). Since then, the term horse armor has been used to describe video game features that are useless or overpriced.
Can you believe they're charging $10 extra for the horse armor in Madden 07: Hall of Fame Edition?

It seems like every year video game developers expect us pay $50 for a sequel and all they've added is some horse armor.

horse armor by Ironhammer July 14, 2006
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Tim Armstrong

Tim is explaining his life and his thoughts about what he thinks out loud in the voice of music. He was a loner when a teenager, hardly had any friends or any money and music was his only survival. You say Tim Armstrong is a sellout? Well, fuck you, because Tim is punk in his own righteous way, being the fact that he is himself. That's what makes you punk. Tim listens to and is friends with the casualties, the uk subs, and was with the ramones, hence that they played with them. Now shut your gobs about the fact that he is or is not punk, or a sellout, hes doing what he loves doing, and is punk for doing so. Just because he's a sellout, does that make him 'not punk'? I think not.
Tim Is Himself, Making Himself Punk.

up in arms

to be in an extremely angry or agitated state
"My father was up in arms when he found out my sister became pregnant before she got married."
up in arms by Polo June 5, 2007
A similar condition to cankles. It is when the fat from the outer upper arm folds over the elbow eliminating the traditional elbow.
"Ew, look at her armbow. She is so fat!"
armbow by egi77ap June 30, 2008

Army Brat 

Acronym used to describe children whose parents are career military personnel:

B - being
R - relocated
A - all (the)
T - time
Jame has trouble building lasting relationships because she is a army brat.
Army Brat by GrapefruitVine September 5, 2015

Drunk Armour 

The state of inebriation where one can be part of serious accidents, and emerge unscathed. This is because when inebriated the body does not tense-up in critical situations, and thus avoids injury.
Person 1: "Max wiped out on the stairs last night, it was brutal!"
Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"
Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"
Drunk Armour by Penix January 19, 2009