Intellectual Wanking

Engaging in an intellectual discussion that has little to do with the key facts of the conversation at hand. The biggest culprits are typically those in senior positions, particularly when they have not understood the facts and want to cover up their lack of knowledge.

You hear that crap CP was coming out with in the meeting? He loves his intellectual wanking !

Intellectual Wanking by Barr Man December 30, 2009

Clank Wanking 

A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.

Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.

Clank Wanking by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Fancy Wanking 

The act of masturbating or receiving a hand-job while holding one pinky out.

My girlfriend gave me a fancy wanking last night.

Fancy Wanking by Kaeryn Sinst February 14, 2012

wanking chariot 

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.

He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"

wanking chariot by Ponce April 26, 2005

danger wanking 

sitting in ones room, half way through a wank and scream 'MUM!!!!' and you have to finish your wank and clean up before she gets to your room

yeah so hey i was wondering if you wanted to talk about ironing
*in the background* MUM!!!!!
Hey shoudlnt you see whats wrong?

nah is just my kid danger wanking again

danger wanking by not dannay July 31, 2007

Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic 

Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt

when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic by GET-OFF-OF-ME May 18, 2011

retro-wanking 

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.

"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."

retro-wanking by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007