Man-pon 

A neatly folded section of paper towel that is placed between one's butt cheeks to catch any stray fecal matter that may linger from inadequate anal hygiene and therefore subsequently prevents the dreaded, troubling and horrifying "skid marks" in your under garments

Bro, I always use that man-pon. It keeps my briefs so crisp...no trace of ass, ever!

Man-pon by Big Medicine November 22, 2024

pisia Pussi poñ 

pisia Püssi poñ is an old favorited folktale of the children in the country of Kiribati🇰🇮. While it isn’t well known amongst most, it talks about a magical bag in it’s city. The bag (Animaux Dans Pussi) is told to be holding what consists of 1 cow, 2 pigs, 3 chickens, and 4 (magical) Majikku Goats. These magical goats were able to use their spells to allow these animals to fit in the pouch/pussi because they had no shelter. The moon that granted these goats power provided these animals with S Majikku Supplert (superb supplements/food). Soon after these animals frolic on about how greatful they were to have this pouch. It teaches the valuable lesson to be grateful for what you have and fortune will come to you.

pisia Pussi poñ was my favorite folktale growing up. it taught me a valuable life lesson even up until adulthood.

pisia Pussi poñ by semenclock July 27, 2022

le bluze pon faun

A joke that makes you blush because of its sexual innuendo

“Why did the Frenchman unzip his pants?”
“Why?”
“His husband needed to do something else besides work.”
“That’s a nice Le Bluze Pon Faun.”
“What’s that?”
“A fake French sounding word…”

le bluze pon faun by DorianGray1243 February 7, 2025

Blasting the ‘Pon

The act of a woman forcibly inserting a tampon into their vagina whilst on their period.

Christopher walked in to the bathroom to find Jenny, perched over the toilet, blasting the ‘pon.

Blasting the ‘Pon by CamoCrocs69420 March 17, 2026

Shroom pong 

'shrüm päŋ'

A game similar to beer pong. But, instead of beer, the Shroom pong cups are filled with Shroom tea.

Dr. Tripp: hey man, I just made a bunch of shroom tea
Me: we should play some Shroom pong
Dr. Tripp: Sounds like a plan!

Shroom pong by TheTallestPsychonaut March 9, 2023

ponkers 

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

Ponto'd 

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022