2 definitions by DorianGray1243
Someone who might not like a DC comics movie, but will feign enthusiasm for it in front of friends due to having special feelings for DC comics, mostly from the past, that they want to share with their friends.
"That new Batman movie was amazing! The Riddler was such a strategic villain!"
"Dude! I don't disagree that Batman is cool, but that movie was bad. I think you're pretending because you're a DC revivalist."
"Yeah!"
"But that She-Hulk show, was so satisfying to watch. I like how they're exploring all the genres in the MCU, even the mundane."
"Dude! No offense, but you're letting your excitement for the MCU's growth cloud your judgement about story-telling. Clearly, you're a MCU Revivalist."
"So we're two revivalists sitting in a bar."
"Trying to defend our favorite superheroes from general scrutiny."
"Dude! I don't disagree that Batman is cool, but that movie was bad. I think you're pretending because you're a DC revivalist."
"Yeah!"
"But that She-Hulk show, was so satisfying to watch. I like how they're exploring all the genres in the MCU, even the mundane."
"Dude! No offense, but you're letting your excitement for the MCU's growth cloud your judgement about story-telling. Clearly, you're a MCU Revivalist."
"So we're two revivalists sitting in a bar."
"Trying to defend our favorite superheroes from general scrutiny."
by DorianGray1243 July 2, 2023
The amount of fiber one has to consume in order to make sure they have a normal bowel movement without paying for it in pain.
“I have constipation, I can’t make it to the party!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
“Did you have too much or too little fiber?”
“What?” (Groans)
“If you had too little fiber, then you didn’t pay your body the fiber tax to let the stool through.”
“What if I had too much fiber?”
“Then you paid too much fiber tax!”
by DorianGray1243 July 11, 2023