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Avon Center Stage Performers 

a.k.a. ACSP
A theatre club at Avon High School The coolest thing at the school, by far. IF you think girls aren’t funny, join this group and you’ll change your mind. It’s O.K. if you don’t though, ‘cause we can just kill you. (That wasn’t a threat) (That last part was a lie) The guys aren’t very funny, but are still accepted. Most of us are in Scene Night too, and a lot of us are in the spring play. We’re a very tightly knit group of friends, and consider each other family. Old Greg is a favorite of ours. Mrs. Riley is the theatre/geometry teacher at Avon High and also supervises the program. She is the coolest person of us all, and we love her very much. :D Basically this is the greatest thing to happen to anybody who’s ever been in it and without it we would all go on a killing spree.
Avon Center Stage Performers? FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!

high performance 

Describes an item that far exceeds your needs or any practical purpose, but costs a ridiculous amount of money to convince you it's necessary.
My new alternator cost $2000 because the guy at the shop says I need a high performance one.

Fart can performance exhaust 

Called a "fart can" due to the fact that some sound like a fart. An exhaust that's derived from the glasspack exhaust, it has a straight through exhaust tube to provide as much exhaust flow as possible with a large tip. Usually made from steel and titanium. Mostly found on imported vehicles. It contains a fiberglass or steel wool packing (sometimes both) between the exhaust tube (which has holes or baffles to direct the exhaust into the packing) and the outer shell.
"My friend has a fart can performance exhaust on his Honda"
"the fart can is really a glorified glasspack"

"both the glasspack and fart can work on the principle of absorption"

Performium 

A scam Minecraft p2w server that is run by a fat hobo and bear furry. Do not play there, it sucks ass, shitty ass.
Person 1: Do you have any MC servers to recommend?
Person 2:No, but play anything other than Performium! That thing is a scam and p2w! Plus it is run by fat furries!!!@!@
Performium by Jonpatty September 12, 2021

performance load 

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.
I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.
performance load by Ryan November 27, 2004

Performance 

To do something deliberately, flamboyantly and melodramatically in a social setting, solely for the attention you believe it will garner for you.
Carrie's outburst about defending migrant rights was such a performance! It was just to get attention from Eric, who's on the College Democrats. She's not even registered to vote...
Performance by WritingWriter87 November 9, 2019