Ruben Morgan 

An annoying kid with high functioning autism, who is a attention whore

"That guy is such a Ruben Morgan"

Ruben Morgan by SirCucksAlot February 5, 2018

Creamy Morgan 

The art of masterbating with the use of a chocolate cake. This is done whilst thinking of Morgan Freeman and his many roles in films such as Mean Machine where he was blown up by a safe. The art of a danger wank could be incorporated into this technique which heightens the intensity of the Creamy Morgen

"Last Nite I called my mum upstairs and cracked off a creamy morgan before she got there, but later she caught me reading Ainsly Harriot pornography."

Creamy Morgan by Joe :) February 25, 2009

Captain morgan 

To approach ones sexual partner from the rear position; the male takes a knee to position himself behind ones partner in a manner similar to the stance of Captain Morgan, the mascot of spiced rum.

I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!

Captain morgan by Surakusa April 22, 2008

Crusty Morgan

A sexual act involving filling an empty pie crust with cum and having your partner eat said pie afterwards.
Variations include throwing the filled pie at your partners face for a comedic clown like scenario.

Last nite my woman was hungry and bored so i filled her up with a Crusty Morgan.

Crusty Morgan by Silver_Screamo July 25, 2009

noel morgan 

A democratic person. Typically a ginger, but some are dark-headed. They like to eat unhealthy foods, and do not like sweet tea.

Ex. "Did you see that Noel Morgan?" - politician
"Yeah, I am not voting for him, that means he is a democrat." - Enthusiastic voter

noel morgan by Blueblaze9593 November 20, 2013

Hannah Morgan 

A sexy girl who hates her laugh. Her boyfriend finds it cute. Hannah Morgan's crush is meant to to be jake. This implies the fact that she is beautiful!

Uhhh... Uhhh... I missed u so much Jake... Meet u at 10 upstairs 😉
Love Hannah Morgan xx

Hannah Morgan by U know who put this November 13, 2017

David Morgan 

DAvID MoRgan is a doo doo. He flirts with everyone at once and is very ballzy. he has the ability to make everyone awkward at once and he's not even on varsity water polo. Yeet yeet he licks his moms feet. owo dab

David Morgan likes men

David Morgan by maxtheboss September 14, 2018