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roach motel 

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.
That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.
roach motel by Peter September 29, 2005
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showtell motel 

A motel either by the street, on well known highways, or off on back streets where cheaters hoes and pimps have sexual encounters and they think they're hiddne but everyone knows where they are and the hotels showtell where they at
Dang, that hoe was seen by her bestie up at the showtell motel and the bestie dragged that hoe out by that nappy weave and beat her down!

That dude thinks he's a pimp and carries all them hoes to the showtell motel to try to prove it when all they are is skanks.

We all saw you and her at the showtell motel. Pay up or we sho gonna tell fosho
showtell motel by missibb November 4, 2011

Fireside Motel 

A motel in Yachats Oregon, with a wack job pot smoking weird cactus growing mushroom eating gift shop manager. The motel allows pets, which sometimes causes a few issues and stinky rooms, and maybe a few fleas. It does have the most beautiful view on the Oregon coast however, and two of the greatest front desk agents of all time.
Lets go to the Fireside motel for the weekend and see if we can make the gift shop manager crazier.

Knowledge Motel 

(Noun): A person with an encyclopedic memory. "Facts Go In, They Don't Check Out"
My friend Rob seems to remember every damn thing he ever learned or read. He's a damn Knowledge Motel"
Knowledge Motel by Shawdog November 28, 2016

Roach Motel 

A group of Micronesians; Micronesia Mart; often characterized by the presence of crumbs.
Cami lives at a roach motel.
Roach Motel by ckl808 February 20, 2018

Delmonte Motel 

Beautiful escape from reality beach front with beautiful women and all the drugs in the world
You must have went to Delmonte Motel this weekend you look tan and at ease????
Delmonte Motel by Buttbongofiesta January 4, 2021

starry_motel 

A bitch ass nigga that play fort ite all day
he one of them “starry_motel” type niggas
starry_motel by starry_motel July 19, 2021